My hand turned me down
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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