You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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