I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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