I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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