Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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