this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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