my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
