I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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