I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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