WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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