I just pynch a tree in the face
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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