glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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