But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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