We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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