sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Let's paint friendship bongs
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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