I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you win again, gameday.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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