I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dignity is for republicans.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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