I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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