Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
this will be a night to untag.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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