Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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