This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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