Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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