with your own penis?
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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