No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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