Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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