I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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