So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
