don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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