I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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