Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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