If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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