For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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