Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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