Having a random hookup so left but love u
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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