This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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