My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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