I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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