cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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