Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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