Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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