BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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