My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I made him laugh his dick is mine
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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