Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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