He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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