Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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