In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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