Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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