they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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