This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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