Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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