I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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