Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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